FHHS-072
Assert Your Ownership: Slap this bad boy on your toolbox, hard hat, or wherever your precious tools reside, and make it crystal clear – hands off! "Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools" is a message loud and clear.
Built to Last: Featuring a durable UV laminate, this sticker is ready to withstand the harshest work environments. No fading, scratching, or peeling – guaranteed!
Sticks Like a Champ: With its permanent adhesive backing, this sticker ain't going anywhere. Once it's on, it's ON. Trust us!
OSHA...Kinda: While we can't guarantee official OSHA compliance, this sticker sends a message that your tools are YOUR responsibility, and that's kinda the point, right?
Instant Laughs (and Respect): This sticker isn't just a warning; it's a conversation starter. Get ready for chuckles, nods of approval, and maybe even a little envy.
Tired of finding your crescent wrench covered in someone else's grime? Ever feel like your tools are public property? We get it. The shop can be a free-for-all, but your tools are your lifeline. They're an investment, and they deserve respect.
The problem? Marking your territory without starting a full-blown shop war.
Our "Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools Sticker" is the solution. This isn't just a sticker; it's a statement. With its bold lettering and durable construction, it sends a clear message: "These are MY tools, and you better keep your hands off!" Printed on high-quality vinyl with a UV laminate and permanent adhesive, this sticker will survive everything the jobsite throws at it. Get yours today and reclaim your tools! Looking for something else? Check out our [Funny Hard Hat Stickers](link to relevant category) and [Toolbox Stickers](link to relevant category)!
Nope! Our "Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools Sticker" features a UV laminate that protects against fading, even in direct sunlight. So go ahead and slap it on your hard hat or toolbox without worry.
The permanent adhesive means it's designed to stay put. Removing it will take some elbow grease and might leave some residue. We recommend a heat gun or adhesive remover for the best results.
While it *looks* like something you might find on an OSHA-compliant worksite (kinda), it is not officially certified. Think of it as more of a... "strongly worded suggestion" for tool etiquette. While not *actually* meeting ANSI Z535.1 standards, it delivers the message!
This Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools Sticker Is 2 inches in diameter.
If you need a different saying or sticker size contact us we would be happy to create a sticker for you.
These Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools Stickers are created, printed, cut, and shipped in the USA.