FHHS-072
"Keep your dick beaters off my tools!" The round, 2-inch diameter Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools Sticker (SKU: FHHS-072) is the ultimate way to tell handsy coworkers to back the hell away from your gear. Designed to slap right onto your hard hat, this funny circular decal gets the point across instantly so you can finish your shift without your tools mysteriously walking away.
This Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools Sticker is a hilarious warning decal designed to stop coworkers from "borrowing" your personal gear. This round sticker features a bold red, black, and white graphic of hands holding a hammer and a wrench behind a prominent prohibition slash, ensuring the warning is easily noticed from across the shop floor.
This circular decal functions as a pure novelty joke rather than a formal regulatory safety sign. Slap it on your safety helmet or hard hat to add some trade pride and workplace humor to your everyday protective gear, letting everyone on the job site know exactly where you stand without you saying a single word.
Getting this decal to stay put in tough field conditions requires proper surface preparation. Before applying the sticker to your hard hat, clean the target area thoroughly with isopropyl alcohol to remove all traces of oils, dirt, and grease.
Once the surface is completely dry, peel the backing and apply the sticker starting from the center outward. Use a squeegee or a plastic card to firmly press out any air bubbles, ensuring a smooth bond on both flat and curved surfaces. To maintain safety standards, do not apply this decal over critical safety vent holes, existing structural damage, or the manufacturer's date stamps on your protective lid.
If you want to deck out your other gear, this design is also compatible with your toolbox, welding helmet, or job box. You can explore more options in our funny hard hat stickers collection, or check out the No Hands Sticker Do Not Touch for another blunt warning.
